Jersey Number: 51
Nickname: "Tyrannosaurus Lex Simpson"
Rookie Year: 2012
Bio: Lex Simpson does so much improv, he was too busy to fill out his own bio, so we’ll just make it up as we go along. Lex was born (citation needed) and then at some point started doing improv. Lex is a very literal person, and no one ever told him he could take a break. He is still improvising.